Hacking the XBox
from the rights-of-possession dept.
| Hacking the XBox | |
| author | Andrew "Bunnie" Huang |
| pages | 288 |
| publisher | No Starch Press |
| rating | 9 |
| reviewer | Peter Wayner |
| ISBN | 1593270291 |
| summary | How and why to crack the seal on your Xbox. |
There are many reasons why you might want to take apart your XBox, but one of the best ones I can imagine is making it easier for people who can't see, hear or move too well to play the same video games as the rest of us. Searching Microsoft's web site for documents containing both "handicapped" and "xbox" reveals only a suggestion for how to change the degree of difficulty of your Zoo Tycoon Game.
Someone who might want to retrofit a new pointing device or some other enabling gadget onto the XBox might start with the chapter describing how to fix a real USB cable onto the XBox. The chapter, like most in the book, is heavily illustrated with step-by-step pictures and instructions for clipping the cables in the right place and soldering them back together. Some of this might seem a bit rudimentary, but the detail can't hurt. In many cases, the real challenge is finding a way to take apart the case or the pack of wires in the right way. Smashing it isn't always an option. This is a book about mathematics, electronics, and taking apart plastic boxes.
Alas, just doing a bit of soldering isn't going to be enough unless you can make the right drivers. To help those who might want to reprogram their XBox, Huang devotes much of the book to stripping away the layers of the XBox security system, a story that is part mystery and part journey through the security layers in the system. The book is arranged in a very roughly chronological order. While it is mainly a book that teaches you how to reverse engineer the XBox, it is also a story of how he overcame the obstacles presented by the encryption. He talks as much about the unsuccessful paths as the ones that paid off. (This is, I think, an ideal model for the scientific community. It's much more educational than the terse papers that present the results as fait accompli.)
This part of the book quickly gets quite complicated, because Microsoft obviously tried hard to produce a secure machine that could provide a fair platform for people to play games. Getting the XBox to run any old software is not an easy task, but Huang describes several major techniques for drilling through the various layers of security. Again, he offers detailed pictures and instructions for construction special tools that snarf signals from a bus. Then he explains how he managed to grab the right keys for decrypting some of the most important data. Although it's a technical book, it unfolds like a spy novel.
The book is also very politically thoughtful. While the clueless will equate the word "hacking" in the title with piracy, money laundering, terrorism, and not phoning home on mother's day, Huang frames every step with a discussion of whether it is motivated by good or evil. He's not interested in building a tool to pirate XBox games and points out that many of the modifications aimed at running Linux on the Xbox do not help the pirates in any way. If anything, they make the games entirely unplayable.
Huang does want to defend the right to tinker, citing Ed Felten and others in a defense of something we're rapidly losing. I've heard horror stories from Army Majors about Windows PCs that refused to boot after failing to find a C drive. Do we really want to build machines that can't be retrofitted or fixed in the field? Many war movies are saved by the young private who (like Huang) is willing and able to tinker.
If you don't respond to pulls on the heartstrings, you might want to read one of the concluding chapters from the EFF's Lee Tien about the current legal climate. There are few exemptions for tinkering and many of them are limited. Reverse engineering is okay if you're a big corporation making a competing product, but that didn't help 2600 magazine when they were accused of trying to help people view DVDs on their Linux machine. I can only imagine what they would do to someone with very bad vision who wanted to enable a special zoom feature on their Xbox.
The book was originally going to be published by Wiley, but the company balked when it realized there were stiff legal penalties for helping handicapped people use computers. Even the Massachusetts Institute of Technology felt that it would be better for Huang to disassociate itself from Huang and his humanitarian efforts. The university only relented after pressure from a few good professors who helped the university understand the value in Huang's mission. Huang decided to publish the book himself with the help of his girlfriend, Nikki Justis. The two of them should be commended for turning out such a beautiful, professional book. If you're intrigued by the xbox, interested in helping the handicapped, or just trying to learn how to reverse engineer things before things get worse, check out this book. It's a wonderful contribution to the literature.
To close, I'm offering a pair of cool projects with the hope that Huang's book will inspire people to tinker:
- Sonic Information -- The sound in games like Quake is pretty good, but what if it was rendered with enough precision to let blind people grok the scene? The echoes from the tapping of a white cane already carry plenty of information to the blind. What if they could compete on an equal footing with the sighted? Who would win?
- Eye Movement Measuring tools -- Tools exist for sensing the position of our eyes. A quadriplegic game could just look in the right direction and shoot. Clearly some work would need to be done to encode all of the shift-left-left-down-right maneuvers from the games. This could help all of us. The thumb you save from repetitive motion injuries could be your own.
Note: Since this review was written, Hacking the Xbox has found a publisher in the form of No Starch Press. The original self-published version will probably be a sought-after collectable ;)
Peter Wayner is the author of Translucent Databases and ten other books. None rely on the DMCA. Hacking the Xbox is due in July at bn.com; you can also go directly to the book's page at No Starch Press. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.
What??? (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks in advance!
Re:What??? (Score:5, Informative)
This in in contrast Australian version. which I know for sure allows such reverse-engineering, and the European version, which I am pretty sure allows it.
Re:What??? (Score:5, Informative)
"Officially, Huang's excellent book is not about helping the differently-abled. That would be against the law."
Apparently helping the handicapped to use the xBox would be illegal (because of the DMCA, allegedly). That is why the book is called 'Hacking the xBox', and not 'Helping the handicapped use the xBox'.
"Huang was forced by the DMCA to hide his humanitarianism under the cloak of 'reverse engineering' because this is one of the few legitimate uses given a small amount of protection by the law."
The DMCA does allow some legal reverse-engineering (according to this), which is why Huang's book is meant to appear as a guide to that, rather than as a guide to (illegally) helping disabled people use the xBox.
"But if you've got an urge to help the handicapped or any other reason to tinker with your XBox, buy this book before the Man sees through this ruse."
So if you want to help the handicapped, or do other funky things with your xBox, buy this book, before Microsoft sues the author for helping the disabled.
From the chewbacca-defense-book-reviews (Score:5, Funny)
(http://knoppixquake.webhop.net/)
Yes, I can explain this review.
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote Stinky Britches ten years ago, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, (pulls down picture of Chewbacca) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense...Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?...Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case...It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.
So buy this book. The End.
Looks like an interesting book. (Score:5, Interesting)
It doesn't seem logical that we shouldn't be able to modify hardware that we buy, but from the business perspective these consoles are being sold at a loss -- if we can turn them into PCs, both the console manufacturer and the PC manufacturers are going to feel the hurt. Not that I'm arguing that the DMCA makes sense, but some of this information probably shouldn't be widely known (thinking of the IDE card that could be changed into a RAID card at one soldier point for 1/5th of the cost of the RAID card from the company.)
Re:Looks like an interesting book. (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.dpk.net/ | Last Journal: Friday February 11 2005, @12:22PM)
With regards to the IDE card - the company made a conscious decision to build a cheap RAID card that could act as a straight IDE card. Someone figured it out. Tough nuts to them - they made their choice. They could have, for only a little bit more cost, made the devices incapable of being both (on the IDE ones, the chips destined for the IDE-only boards could have been physically identical, but had the RAID portion zero'd out at the chip fab).
Re:Looks like an interesting book. (Score:4, Interesting)
If I bought something, it's mine to do with what i like. If i void my warranty, that's my buisness.
It's when Microsoft starts claiming that you are actually RENTING/Licencing your Xbox from them, that they can claim rights to the hardware.
This is /. we know it'll happen.
Re:Looks like an interesting book. (Score:5, Interesting)
Tough.
If businesses feel that the best way to get your product out there is to give it away for less than actual cost, then that is their shoddy business plan (anyone remember
Most grocery stores offer what are called loss-leaders, these are the items you see advertised in the weekly newspaper insert that shows 1 gallon of milk for $0.99 and 2 liter Colas for $0.99 each. The stores know that if you come in to buy those items, you'll probably pick up other items while you are there and they can make their profit on those items. Do we really need a law that requires you to purchase X number of non-loss-leaders every time you go to the store for a gallon of milk so the store can continue to sell milk below cost? Nope.
Most groceries (at least where I live) now require a $10 minimum purchase in order to take advantage of the loss-leaders (alocohol and cigarette purchases do not count towards the $10). There - they found a perfectly legal way to ensure they don't take a huge loss without requiring government intervention.
If Microsoft wants to continue to sell $500 computer for $180 under the assumption that you're going to come back to them for more software, then that is their problem.
Re:Looks like an interesting book. (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.dissociatedpress.net/ | Last Journal: Wednesday January 25 2006, @07:02PM)
In a word: Bullshit. Manufacturers shouldn't be able to use the law to prop up bogus pricing schemes or to enforce their business plan. If they're selling the consoles at a loss, they take that risk -- the law shouldn't step in to enforce that so a manufacturer can make money. It's the responsiblity of the business to create a workable business plan. If someone can turn a Xbox IDE controller into a RAID controller "for 1/5 the cost of the RAID card from the company" then it means the company is seriously overpricing their cards.
The DMCA is increasingly being used as a way to defeat competition and enforce shoddy business practices -- not to uphold legitimate rights. If it continues, it won't be long before auto manufacturers are including chips to defeat third-party auto parts from working with their vehicles, and you can look forward to seriously inflated prices when you need to get new brake pads or whatever on your car because they'll be suing the competition out of business.
Taken to the extreme, I can see a day when you won't even be able to buy inexpensive replacement parts for household appliances -- motor burned out on your fridge? Too bad, buy a new one. Elements burned out in your oven? Hey, a new one from GE will only cost $300!
When you buy a product, it should be YOURS, period, end of story. If you want to mod your Xbox into a PC, and you have the skills to do it, then you damn well ought to be able to do so. Once you pay your $175 (or whatever they're going for) for an Xbox, Microsoft should cease to have any control over what you do with it -- save voiding the warranty if you decide to take it apart and start modding it.
Where do I get the mod chip? (Score:1)
(http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=friends | Last Journal: Tuesday November 02 2004, @04:34AM)
Can I get some feedback on good / bad experiences others have had with modding? Where can I get the chip?
I've been waiting for this opportunity to uh... play games with my handicapped brother.
*ahem* yeah...
Re:Where do I get the mod chip? (Score:5, Informative)
Please (Score:2, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Sunday November 11, @09:31AM)
Tip: If you wanted to develop some sort of controller for the handicapped, you can go right ahead - legally.
So all in all, is the book informative? Is there any neat technical information that would be of interest to anyone? Or is it a pseudo-politacal RMS-like diatribe about "big gub'ment and how Micro$oft is t eh suck".
Yeah, blind people playing (Score:3, Insightful)
Also, nice to see the general 'hey, lets take advantage of the good nature people show towards the disabled to get our lame-ass X-Box cracks out' theme here. /. hits new low.
Re:Yeah, blind people playing (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.chemicalwonderland.net/ | Last Journal: Monday September 03, @10:34PM)
If you think thats bad, I donated my old car to Federation for the Blind last month.
Re:Yeah, blind people playing (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://artificial-science.org/)
Invariably, he'd come over, sit himself down, and start playing Punch-Out. No one would really pay attention, because there was always someone playing the nintendo: it was something we were used to.
Eventually he would make it to Mike Tyson. This is where people would start paying attention; a murmur would rise up: "hey, he's about to beat the game again! let's watch!". And he'd beat Mike Tyson. Then whoever hadn't been to my apartment before would be informed that the player was totally blind, and he would either play the game again just to annoy the person, or hit on her if she was cute (how would he know, you ask? well, that's a different story. let's just say my friend was pretty damn smooth...)
Turns out Punch-Out provides lots of audio cues; since he wasn't distracted by the images on the screen, he was actually much better than most. He hated that most games' use of sound was of no use to the blind...
Why the XBox is bad for Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
(Last Journal: Saturday May 01 2004, @04:37AM)
Many people run Windows solely for the games.
Without the games, switching to Linux is easier.
Now move all the games to Xboxes.
Voila! The desktop is now unencumbered and can
move to Linux easily.
So stop trying to hack the XBox and promote it
instead. Port all those cool Windows games?
Yay, go XBox!!
Re:Why the XBox is bad for Microsoft (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://www.geemu.com/ | Last Journal: Friday June 11 2004, @05:23PM)
1) "Xbox" is a pretty generic name (about as generic as "iPod" - but I'll leave that where its at). It doesn't really bring games to mind. A "PlayStation" and a "GameCube" definitely do, but an "Xbox?" They chose a generic name for a reason.
2) Both Xbox 1.5 and Xbox 2 are rumored to have PVR capability (Xbox/Ultimate TV, anyone?). There is talk of media center-like uses for the Xbox (yep - like the computers MS worked with HP on...embrace, extend, extinguish...). The Xbox is already a DVD and CD player, and Bill Gates has begun to make noise much the same to Steve Jobs's "digital hub" talk.
3) What's missing? A browser and e-mail...WebTV. Just drop some of that into the mix while you're at it...your Gamer Tag can be your "@xbox.net" e-mail address or somesuch...
With all of that, MS has its hands in your recreational and entertainment activities. They want to do so - just dig around, you'll find it.
MS wants all your base.
Re:Why the XBox is bad for Microsoft (Score:4, Insightful)
helping the handicapped illegal? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:helping the handicapped illegal? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://autopr0n.com/ | Last Journal: Saturday August 06 2005, @01:30AM)
Officaly, I am an idiot who knows nothing about Intelecual Property law and the DMCA. I remembered that one of the arguments made by Elcomsoft's protected-acrobat cracker was that it allowed the blind to access protected PDFs. It also let you do other things, like copy the files far and wide. But I ignored that and came to the asinine conclusion that helping the handicapped was illegal under the DMCA.
Now, I'm going to try, and fail, to use sarcasm to make a point about how helping people who are handicapped is illegal by saying that this book is not 'Officaly' about helping the handicapped because if it was about helping the handicapped it would be illegal. In fact, the book has absolutely nothing to do with helping the handicapped. That was a joke. Unfortunately, rather then laugh, everyone got confused.
In conclusion. The book has nothing to do with helping the handicapped. I am an idiot. I am not funny.
I think that about sums it up.
Look, games don't *have* eyeballs. (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.hwacha.net/)
This is a good example of the 'hey, I know what I mean, so if I string together a few kind of related words I'm sure you'll know what I mean too' school of self-expression that has done internet discussion so much good over the years
That or it's a a terrifying new plan to create games that can shoot back at you, even after you chop their limbs off.
Many war movies are saved (Score:4, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/)
Although most are saved by extensive use of special effects, and bags of red liquid which splish and splash when detonated by small amounts of industrial explosive.
Blind beating sighted in quake? Nah. (Score:2)
(http://noseserver.caltech.edu/~sisk)
I can see it now in a deathmatch:
...tap...tap...tap.....BLAM!!!!
So what does the echo of a rocket up your ass sound like? Huh! Huh!
I think we can all agree that, while this project may have its uses, you ain't playing quake without actual vision anytime soon. Seeing some poor bastard with a cane getting blowed up ain't funny.
thank you Peter Wayner (Score:1, Insightful)
"humour is just logic dancing", as they say.
thanks, peter. that was really wonderful to read this morning.
Why I'm glad Wiley didn't can my Hacking TiVo book (Score:3, Interesting)
(http://www.keegan.org/jeff | Last Journal: Thursday October 16 2003, @05:50PM)
With regards to my book, I'm obviously glad it didn't get similarly cut (since I've spent a lot of time on it), but now Andrew has given me another reason to be happy it wasn't cut.
These pictures from his site [hackingthexbox.com]
(the links at the bottom of the page)
I can see my wife's reaction now...
Would the real ruse please stand up? (Score:5, Insightful)
The fact is, blind people can't play video games very well and nothing's going to really be able to fix that. I'm not sure what kind of hardware hack is gonna fix that. The avenue of having an first person shooter that can be played having sound give away the locations of other players for those who can't see video is really more of a challenge to the software developers... an off the shelf technology like QSound should make such a game possible, but would it be particularly playable is still unknown.
There's no need to hack the X-Box to make an eye-movement control. Pay your license fees to Microsoft and you can make almost any kind of controller you want, plug right into the front of the box without a "true USB" mod needed. BTW, for those of you who don't know, quadriplegics can't do hardware mods anyway for some strange reason.
The legal contraversy around this book has to deal with the ongoing fight over reverse engineering information from being publsihed. There's nothing contraversial about helping the disabled, and there's no stiff legal penalties for helping handicapped people use computers. The DMCA doesn't talk about handicapped people at all, but it has a lot to say about reverse engineering...
The book is called Hacking the XBox, not Helping Disabled People Use the XBox.
reviewer slant? (Score:1)
what on earth is this guy on about? (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.svideo.org/)
not once did i notice any mention of accessibility. plenty of info on reverse engineerings, useful soldering tips, insight on IP law, and lots of other fascinating stuff - but nowhere does the author mention anything even remotely close to making the xbox usable to people with disabilities.
the author of this review asserts that "Don't be fooled by the title. Officially, Huang's excellent book is not about helping the differently-abled. That would be against the law. Huang was forced by the DMCA to hide his humanitarianism under the cloak of 'reverse engineering' because this is one of the few legitimate uses given a small amount of protection by the law."
i think maybe the reviewer is reading into the book what he wants to hear, and not what the damn book is about. (here's a hint: i starts with "r" and ends with "everse engineering").
claiming the Huang was forced by the evil minions of the DMCA to "hide his humanitarianism" by pretending that the book is really about reverse engineering is not only stupid, it's doing a disservice to one of the best books for beginning hardware hackers i've ever seen.
If you're a handicapped Windows user (Score:2, Redundant)
I would hate to be this guys editor (Score:2)
(http://www.un.org/ | Last Journal: Thursday September 23 2004, @11:00AM)
hehe "Umm... I need a translator and 45 cases of red pens?" At least he can sort of spell
Legal penalties for helping handicapped people? (Score:1)
Surely this is as good an example of FUD as I've every seen. Too bad it's the "good guys" spreading misinformation.
What terrible timing, too! I was just headed to the nursing home to help read some web pages to a blind guy, but now I'll have to stay away so I don't get stiff legal penalties!
Deathmatch (Score:2)
(http://30thhour.blogspot.com/)
"The sound in games like Quake is pretty good, but what if it was rendered with enough precision to let blind people grok the scene? The echoes from the tapping of a white cane already carry plenty of information to the blind. What if they could compete on an equal footing with the sighted? Who would win?"
My money is on the guy with the stick.
A Book, a Statement ... (Score:2, Interesting)
(http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/)
This book is a good read for anyone interested in system architecture, console hardware, or just getting the best bang for your $buck$. I gained more respect for the system once I knew more about it via
Congrats to getting your publication out Bunnie!
Writing books can *never* be against the DMCA (Score:5, Informative)
(http://autopr0n.com/ | Last Journal: Saturday August 06 2005, @01:30AM)
In fact, the text of the DMCA EXPLICITLY allows you to DISCUSS the circumvention of copyright. It only becomes illegal when you apply the idea to a physical device (or, based on the DeCSS trial, a compiled computer program) and then distribute it.
A lot of people here seem spew random crap (like the completely non-sensical intro paragraph) about the DMCA without actually knowing that much about it(and the GPL, as we've seen in these SCO stories).
I mean, would it kill you people to read the thing?
My two cents (Score:5, Informative)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Friday March 15 2002, @09:10PM)
Re:My two cents (Score:5, Insightful)
I basically skipped to the end because that's where he discusses some of the more interesting hardware hacking. I think that it's very well written and he offers some really useful advice. He even mentions details like why you don't necessarily want to use a heat gun to remove a part that has absorbed moisture.
I could offer a few little suggestions here and there (minor things like recommending Metcal soldering irons) but all-in-all he did a really good job.
Anyways I think that it's a good read for people that want to learn how to modify modern electronics equipment. Even if you're a EE major you'll probably learn some practical information by reading this book. If you're a software engineer that doesn't want to touch a soldering iron, then some parts may seem a bit baffling.
BTW: The Slashdot overview of this book is totally bizarre.
Give me a break (Score:2)
(http://www.bernsrite.com/ | Last Journal: Monday June 27 2005, @11:36PM)
Helping the handicapped, while theoretically noble, is not the reason why it should be legal. The reason we need to be able to hack our X-Boxes is because... they're ours! We bought 'em with good money and we should be able to do whatever we want with them within reason. This is a fundamental principle of a free society.
What next? Is someone going to tell me that it's illegal for me to invite a friend over to play video games on my console since it doesn't belong to him?
-- Brian
Next on South Park.... (Score:1, Funny)
TIMMMMMMMMAY
Ebook? (Score:1)
My principles ... (Score:2, Funny)
Funny watching /. go from Linux to Pro-Microsoft. (Score:2)
From the original post... (Score:1)
(Last Journal: Sunday September 09, @09:22AM)
Isn't that a redundant statement?
Er, what? (Score:3, Insightful)
I've heard horror stories from Army Majors about Windows PCs that refused to boot after failing to find a C drive.
Isn't this to be expected? Hell, I don't yank out /dev/hda in my linux box
and expect it to boot either.
Computers 101: If an OS expects to find operating files in a certain location, removing that location is going to confuse the operating system bigtime when booting.
Windows does boot from primary-master, primary-slave, secondary-master, and secondary-slave HDD positions. (I'll test with SCSI as soon as someone donates some new hardware). What more do you want?
Next week: Criticizing cars because some refuse to run without gasoline. *Gasp!*
This is a review? (Score:1)
Share MP3s to help the disabled (Score:2, Funny)
could you please describe in detail how I could share my MP3 music collection over the net to help the deaf, the blind and the disabled and to cure terminal diseases? If it requires overcoming sophisticated CD copy protection mechanisms would you please be so kind as to describe how to crack them. thank you.
Tomorrow we shall investigate how to hack the government's bank accounts to help the poor.
Scientific papers and fait accompli... (Score:2)
(http://benambra.org/)
I agree with this, but it's sadly not how it works, and there are reasons why it's true.
Conference reviewers and journal editors don't want to public papers about failing to do things, even if it's useful information. If you've got a surplus of papers to publish, what are you going to do - publish the ones about things that worked, or things that didn't?
As far as reporting incremental failures, you're always submitting to strict length limits. Consequently, you have to edit your work down to the bare essentials and essentially try and sell your genius to the reviewers. Unfortunately, publishing incremental failures doesn't tend to help with that.
Until senior scientists start standing up and advocating a change in the way papers are edited a more informative approach isn't going to happen.
Playing Games with Eyes (Score:1)
(http://www.whiteravens.com/)
all except for one thing (Score:1)
(Last Journal: Tuesday April 20 2004, @11:40AM)
[options a-g]
h. [unable to participate] you insensitive clod!
i. [cowboy neal poll option]
Re:All of /. in one post. (Score:1)
In Soviet Russia, Item "B" does "X" to YOU!
you forgot some stuff... (Score:1)
Apple R0xx0rs!
Apple Sucks!
Kde!
Gnome!
Amigas aren't dead!
Re:All of /. in one post. (Score:1)
(http://libtom.org/)
I'm always looking out for the man, uh, man!
J. Shaft.
no no... too obvious...
John S.
Re:revised /. in a can (Score:2)
(http://developers.slashdot.org/~alric/ | Last Journal: Sunday July 06 2003, @03:05AM)
You forgot one cliche Slashdot component:
Posts attempting humor by summarizing Slashdot.
No diggity.
Re:All of /. in one post. (Score:1)
One of CmdrTaco's greatest flaws is his lack of professionalism and common courtesy. He's generally blunt and rude...but he can be helpful once in a while. Of course, this puts him at a level consistent with normal
Slashdot reminds me of the crap found in the old
To me...it's frustrating. Slashdot has so much
potential. But CmdrTaco doesn't have the leadership to acheive it. He's stuck playing around with the moderation system, managing a horrible story selection routine, or criticizing people in his journal. Slashdot could be so much more. If he let go of his stalled vision of what Slashdot should be, and let people develop their own projects in Slash, Slashdot could be a blast. Remember the BBS's of ten years back? It was a place where a bunch of people who truly love computers hung out. You could chat, play games,
download files, ASCII bomb each other..whatever. There was public forums that were controlled, and private forums that we had control over. Now what do we have today? About 15 crappy articles a day that only get accepted because they appeal to michael or timothy's insanely liberal bias, and journals where somebody posts a thought and we post replies. That's it.
CmdrTaco has so many options staring him in the face to take Slashdot from a stalled mediocre site to a great geek hangout. Here's what I believe he should do.
1) Act more as the owner/manager of Slashdot... instead of an egotistical coder in a basement who works on side projects. This means that he'll manage many projects simultaneously, instead of personally coding a few.
2) Get better staff. Fund them by providing features Slashdotters want and will pay for. (Seeing stories 20 minutes early so you can catch the editor's mistakes is not a feature).
3) Let go of his vision of what Slashdot should be, and openly let others help out
4) Design a system, much like open source
projects, that lets people design and develop their own additions to Slashdot. (CmdrTaco says he wants people to fix bugs and contribute to Slash...but why the hell would others do this if they know CmdrTaco will say "Idiot, your work is useless. We discussed this years ago. It doesn't fit with what we want.")
5) Add extra areas...such as chat rooms, stupidly fun group games, better private options other than just journals....that give Slashdot more of a hangout feel rather than a newsy feel.
Heh, I'm starting to sound like some annoying young business school graduate. "Now if CmdrTaco could proactively change his paradigm to better synergize this approach -- which I will call the B.E.T.T.E.R. -- he can utilize multitasking to provide revenue in a dispered/sharing system." But seriously...I just hate seeing Slashdot with so much potential. I know I could have a blast and find tons of friends here. But looking back at CmdrTaco's past - little common courtesy and his contept for ideas that aren't his own - , it's pretty certain Slashdot will remain mediocre
and unprofessional.
Re:join 'Slashdot' on AIM, exchange 4 (Score:1)
*mimics shooting himself with a gun*
Re:Karma/Post Whore Author? (Score:1, Offtopic)
(Last Journal: Monday July 29 2002, @08:50AM)
You left out... (Score:2)
(http://www.babe-test.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday September 17 2003, @11:59AM)
Re:EULA? (Score:1)
When did following unjust laws become morally correct?
Last time I checked America revolted because of the Tyranny of the British government at the time. You think you should sit and idly take commandments from our governing institutions to not use our god given right to alter our own possession (and to propagate that information) for your own benefit.
Just as it is Illegal to feed parking meters your opinion is asinine like poorly written laws not made in the best interest of humanity but that of profit.
How fucked up is it that IP protections displace freedom of speech and freedom of press.
Write your congressman, Scream in the streets, Piss on your neighbors Mercedes, But Damnit ERASE this attitude that it is all right for these laws to be made and exist.
Re:EULA? (Score:1)
EULAs are a completely weird quirk of the computer industry. You don't see cars sold with EULAs, or home appliances, or books, or music or movies. Yet, every guy peddling shareware out of his attic/basement/garage thinks he has to tack several pages of legal mumbo-jumbo onto his product. It's a kind of mass insanity.
Re:EULA? (Score:1)
Can I bring legal action against you for trolling?
No reasonable person could ever believe that modding a legally purchased xbox would be illegal, or that microsoft has some sort of powers to declare that it is with an EULA. Remeber, just because it's a contract doesn't mean it's legal, or binding, or legally binding. microsoft could just slip 'and I agree to turn over all monies and property in my posession to microsoft immediately' somewhere in its 543765436 page EULA, and start declaring that all your asset are belong to MS. Obviously that wouldn't fly in a court of law. Don't assume that because something is written in legalese that it is legally binding.
What EULA? (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://mysite.verizon.net/tkrotchko/)
I didn't agree to any EULA when I bought it. He opened it for Xmas and started playing games.
Honestly, I never heard of any EULA. How can I be bound by something I never agreed to? Did my Son agree to a EULA? I don't think so, it never asked him "Do you agree, blah blah blah". And even if it did, how could a court hold an 8 year old to a contract that (a) He didn't understand (b) More importantly, he's not an adult.
I don't believe I'm bound to any EULA. In fact, looking at the box right now, there's no EULA on the outside. So what EULA do you mean? There is none as far as I can see.