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Missing option: (Score:5, Insightful)
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Expand and crush the idiot behind me...
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Actually I wouldn't mind a sort of instant brick wall system that would let me slam on breaks and have the idiot tailgating me crash without damaging my car. People in South Africa really do not understand following distance, and whenever it rains (often even when it doesn't) this results in lots of sensless death.
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I'm doing 130km/h in the normal lane and some genius sits behind me 30cm away? The limit here is 120km/h. This happens on single lane roads as well, and by the way, going to slowly in the passing lane doesn't justify someone else driving in a dangerous manner. Over here(in normal, not stop-go traffic, which is caused by tailgating anyway) if the guy behind you flashes his lights and you are able to move to the left, you are obliged to do so, so he may pass without changing lanes, regardless if you are doing
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Congratulations!
You are part of the problem here.
Like the vast majority of US adults, you do not know the traffic laws, or even care enough to learn and follow them.
[Citation Required]
No.
You need to check your traffic laws, learn them, and abide by them.
Oh, and BTW, 'keep right except for left-turns and to pass' is standard throughout the USA, and passing on the right is also illegal almost everywhere in the USA.
Re:Missing option: (Score:4, Insightful)
...but the vast majority of states have (largely unenforced) laws regarding "drive right, pass left"
Small sample, I know, but the first state I checked, Colorado, has a law that states "passing on the right is legal as long as there are two or more lanes in the same direction."
Colorado also more people moving in from other states than anywhere not named Texas or Flordia, so it doesn't surprise me that people drive on our roads with the same misconceptions that you seem to have.
I decided for the hell of it to check California's law. It's a bit more wordy than Colorado's, but the same sentiment exists. Wouldn't you know it? Texas' law is almost the same as California's. It appears New York's laws are also the same... I guess it's not a small sample anymore, is it? Not quite the "vast majority" you suspected.
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=(
I missed my exit because this guy on the Internet said I need to stay to the right when traffic is passing me even though my exit is on the left.
On top of that, I got back into the left lane because of a stopped emergency vehicle on the right that the impatient people behind me didn't see and started passing me on the right. I tried to get back over to the right and got a ticket for not getting in the left lane when the cop had someone pulled over.
So the next day I did what the smart Internet guy said,
Re:Missing option: (Score:5, Funny)
Stop using Slashdot and driving on the road!
Idiot.
they missed a big one... (Score:5, Insightful)
All I want my car to do is get me from point A to point B... by itself and without my help.
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Bingo.
Re:they missed a big one... (Score:5, Funny)
Those exist already. It's those special cars with a sign on the roof that reads "taxi".
I'm using them quite often actually. The best thing is that they usually even know where you are and you can just walk to the street for one, in worst case they're a single phone call and a 10-20 minute wait away. Very convenient. You wave your hand and it comes to you, you just tell (yes, voice control!) where it has to go, and off you go.
Best of all: you don't even have to worry about parking, after you get off it'll just go it's merry way.
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Those exist already. It's those special cars with a sign on the roof that reads "taxi".
I'm using them quite often actually. The best thing is that they usually even know where you are and you can just walk to the street for one, in worst case they're a single phone call and a 10-20 minute wait away. Very convenient. You wave your hand and it comes to you, you just tell (yes, voice control!) where it has to go, and off you go.
Best of all: you don't even have to worry about parking, after you get off it'll just go it's merry way.
Yeah, nice if you live in a city big enough to have taxi's at ready call, not so good for the rest of us. Taxi's are certainly not the best option either as they are expensive and require people to be familiar with the Chinese town know as Tipping. Buses and trains also work, but again, due to U.S. political and geographical realities they aren't everywhere either and aren't really cheaper than a car unless you are traveling more than 200 miles. I want a true autopilot for my car. My phone knows where it is
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But they're expensive. I'd rather have KITT/KARR!
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Depends where you live - in my locality taxi is cheaper than private car, unless you drive really a lot, especially thanks to parking fees.
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Ah. In L.A., commuting over 35 miles is like 300 bucks. :(
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That's almost much the other end of the territory. And would cost the equivalent of USD 40. Parking 8 hours is half that much already.
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Outside of the USA we also have the 'public transport' option of course.
Which is of questionable reliability in a lot of the world.
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Outside of the USA
Surely you jest.
Stop calling me shirley.
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But what if point B happens to be MARS?! Your vote (4) has been registered.
Re:they missed a big one... (Score:5, Insightful)
The big option missing was "I don't have a car, you insensitive clod".
Not that I need one as I live in a country where I can get pretty much anywhere I want by public transport cheaply, and in a city where I can get pretty much anywhere I want for free. Perhaps you should start getting those taxes you pay directed into things that are actually useful for your own population, rather than deadly to other countries' populations.
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"I wish my car could...
I don't have a car, you insensitive clod"
Yep, that sounds like the wording of a slashdot poll option.
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"I wish my car could... I don't have a car, you insensitive clod"
Yep, that sounds like the wording of a slashdot poll option.
How about: "I wish my car could...
have more than an imaginary existense"
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How about get me from point A to point B without passing through the intervening space.
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And by "old" he means drunk.
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... and by "When" he meant since.
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How about? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How about? (Score:4, Insightful)
That. Also, I wish cars would kill less people.
Re:How about? (Score:5, Funny)
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That. Also, I wish cars would kill less people.
Or at least be more selective in who they kill. Someone needs to have a talk with that Christine gal.
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That's why I, and, I suspect, many other people went with the "stop making noise" option. Electric cars are much, much quieter....
Cheers,
b&
Doors, argh (Score:2)
Not have doors one has to *slam* shut.
As if there's not enough noise already.
(I know one can close/lock most doors by slowly but pretty firmly pressing them into the lock, but everybody likes to *BANG* them, esp. at night. )
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Also, the annoying spike of static electricity when touching a car door to close it.
You can pick up a vehicle grounding strap for $5-$10 at most automotive stores.
That noise isn't annoying (Score:2)
It lets me know the car hasn't broken down yet.
Move (Score:2)
Sore point right now.
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Think of it as an opportunity for an upgrade.
Not know what model you have it would be hard for me to suggest anything too specific. Small block Chevy is the way to go, unless there's room for a rat.
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Small block Chevy it is then.
The fuel injection pump in by kid brother's 911 costs more then the car is worth IMHO.
I've got an old 914 motor I don't know what to do with. Dude paid off a debt to me with it. I don't want it.
parking (Score:3)
I wish it could reduce to a size such that parking is no longer an issue...
Missing option... (Score:2)
For those of us that live near Canada or Mexico (Score:2)
No, "drive itself?!" (Score:5, Insightful)
Death Ray (Score:2)
I wish for a mounted Death Ray, or better, a Disintegrator, or better, (as both of them could be too silent for my taste) some sort of space-time-cruncher that throws everything ahead of me into a vortex of doom. For the rush hour.
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You wish to murder people who are stuck in the exact same situation as you, for the crime of being stuck in the exact same situation as you?
Still Be Purchased (Score:2)
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Probably the best car we've ever owned is a Ford Ranger Pickup
Or, in other words, a re-badged Mazda B-Series pickup.
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Do Something Useful... (Score:3)
I don't really care about being able to fly (As I don't know or want to know how to do that anyway), shrink, go subterranean, or any other ridiculous thing. I'd settle for the following in a perfect vehicle:
In my opinion these are way more important than the bunk listed in the options Can you imagine all the idiots on the road today, except that every single one of them can potentially smash your house flat from the sky?
KITT (Score:3)
I wish my car could: drive itself, park itself somewhere cheap, come over if I call it via my smart watch, be practically indestructible so it can drive through walls, go under water be bulletproof and drive itself in a driving truck with a hot female mechanic inside. Old geezer asking stupid questions optional.
I want all that, I just don't want to look like Daivd Hasselhof and have the car talk back to me.
Fantasy car function (Score:2)
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Generate a repelling field to propel that dangerously overly timid derp who is waiting for that car 1/2 a mile away to go by before making his left turn into the intersection.
Generate an EMP in a nice tight beam (so as not to cause collateral damage) in order to silence those rolling boom boxes that no one else cares to hear. Or failing that, just give me the ability to cast Bigby's Punching Fist against the driver (if the driver is a hawt 20 or 30 something gal though, make it Bibgy's Spanking Hand instea
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Yeah, I know, this is getting silly. But to quote Ergo (the Magnificent), "If you are going to wish, wish big."
be replaced by convenient, reliable mass transit (Score:3)
I want my automobile, and the cars of everyone else who lives in an urban environment, to move away and never return so that we can reclaim the horrendous amount of wasted space and inconvenient placement of services. Cars for city folk should live in parking structures in the urban/rural interface where they can be rented and taken for work or recreation. The money we save by drastically reducing the number of vehicles we own and reduced infrastructure costs directly through roads and indirectly by placing things so far apart from each other can be used to build mass transit systems which don't suffer a large host of problems which plague them in automobile-centric communities.
Missing option (Score:4)
I do not have a car, you ... !
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I wish my car would:
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It's a Reverse Cowboy Neal. All the options are stupid, except the last, which is sadly realistic.
How about "Require fewer repairs" (Score:3)
None of the capabilities matter in the slightest if your vehicle requires too much maintenance or results in unpleasant driving experience.
(Yes, personal issue - I currently own one of those highly ranked Japanese cars whose owners tend to be extremely loyal and rave about its quality in variety of online media. Bought it after extensive research based on best available information. Never had a worse piece of junk in my previous experience. Perception is reality? But I digress)
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...die after 60,000 because the owner never checked the fluids let alone changed the engine and transmission oils...
Just like my high-beam indicator, my car comes equipped with a little light on my dash that indicates my oil is working.
missing the obvious (Score:3)
I want my car to:
1. Stop using fossil fuels.
2. Drop me off where I want to go and go park itself.
Is it really that much to ask?
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The other problem with electric cars is the range. 60 to 100 miles is fine for a commuter vehicle (for most commuters), but is no good for longer distances. So far, battery technology has not been able to create an all electric car with the range and recharge convenience of a gasoline, diesel, or natural gas vehicle. Find a way to solve this problem and get the cost down, then the electric car will be practical.
Yet Another Missing Option (Score:2)
Living in Colorado... (Score:3)
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Drive itself (Score:3)
Where is this option, it is actually realistic in our lifetimes. I would love to have a car with auto-pilot.
Missing option (Score:2)
Missing option (Score:2)
Another missing option... (Score:2)
...go invisible.
Could get tricky when stuff's coming the other way though. So perhaps just generally ghost-like, so you can drive it through things with no harm to either party.
Missing answer.. (Score:2)
.. Exist!
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Mine does that already.
(I have a chauffeur).
(Ok, so I lied, I take the bus).
Re:missing option: (Score:5, Informative)
I wish I had a car.
My missing option is: I'm glad my car is a bicycle (yes I know this site is US centric).
Re: missing option: (Score:2)
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The solution is simple. Run backwards.
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Nah, you want better drivers. If you are on the correct side of the road (facing the traffic) while running, then you can see the cars coming. If you aren't, then driver should still be able to see you, and take you into account. They can also make the car make noise (***honk***) if needed. But that the car is silent is not an issue, it's a person issue (you and/or the driver).
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They can also make the car make noise (***honk***) if needed.
But it's all or nothing. Either silence or GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU PEDESTRIAN CUNT. There's no "I'm here. I'm not angry, I don't want anything from you, I'm just letting you know I'm here" noise.
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Here here.
I'm at the moment unable to get a license, because the act of driving for the 45 min period of the test tires me dangerously.
Can I provide backup for emergencies when the car drives itself - certainly.
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There is a vast difference between a 45 min test, and 5 minute journey completed only when I am well.
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I suspect he was reffering to your misuse of "hear, hear!" as "here, here". I don't personally think this should disqualify you from driving a vehicle, but this is slashdot, so he probably does. I am always tempted to reply to "here, here" with "Where? Where?"
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Move.
Not everyplace salts the roads in winter.
In CA cars last until they become uneconomical to repair. My 1960 is rust free, factory paint.
My 1970 is rusted to hell, but it's a fiat, so what do you expect. Just going to put it on a Suzuki 4x4 frame anyhow.
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Some Saturns and of course, the Corvette use fiberglass as well.
A few years back, BMW was demonstrating using fabric for body panels with a structure underneath to show/hide features, such as headlights and such. It would be more resistant to being keyed, but of course, less resistant to to someone slashing the fabric with a knife. It was a cool concept since body panels tend to be more for looks than actual structural use.
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I chose Fly Through Space, since that option would also cover Fly.
Turn into a giant robot
That would have been an even better option though. And since I drive a car with a rather largish ass end compared to the rest of her ('96 Geo Metro), she would probably be designated an Autobutt.
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I chose Fly Through Space, since that option would also cover Fly.
Well, chucking a car through an airlock would make it "fly through space" but it wouldn't necessarily make it a "flying car" even should it renter Earth's or some other planet's atmosphere.
More like a rapidly disintegrating burning lump of metal.
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Considering this poll is a wishlist of things that simply won't happen anyway, we can presume that all those pesky little technical details in said hypothetical situations have been ironed out. :p
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Considering this poll is a wishlist of things that simply won't happen anyway
and I voted for "not make that annoying noise" :(
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Wishlist of things that will mostly not happen anyway...
FTFMeself. :D
You can always get rid of that annoying noise by turning up the volume on your sound system, but then that would put you at risk of my mentioned elsewhere in the discussion either the hypothetical EMP in a narrow beam, Bigby's Punching Fist (or if a hot 20 or 30 something gal, Bigby's Spanking Hand.) ;)
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I chose Fly Through Space, since that option would also cover Fly.
Well, chucking a car through an airlock would make it "fly through space" but it wouldn't necessarily make it a "flying car" even should it renter Earth's or some other planet's atmosphere.
More like a rapidly disintegrating burning lump of metal.
Everything is air-droppable at least once --Schlock Mercenary
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Now, flying might be ok, except that...
Navigating underwater? How much pressure...
Go subterranean? Unless I'm in the mining or grave robbing business something...
Fly through space? Do I have oxygen and does the car protect me from radiation...
Shrink and drive through tiny things? Do I and the stuff in my car shrink too and if I do...
Expand and crush houses? Expensive and nowhere to hide unless it was my business to demolish houses...
Considering this poll was posted for the sake of humor and as a set of totally hypothetical situations, all of the little details of concern for each option would have been presumed to have been overcome. Yeeshkabobs, lighten up.
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I took it into the garage that sold it to me - well, sold it to the company (company cars... the best sort) and they said yes, that's quite normal. Nothing wrong with that. Have a nice day.
A documented defect is a 'quirk'.
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It wasn't an early 1990's 1.6 litre Toyota was it?
I had two of those, each drank about of motor oil every month; the reason being that the valve cover was very poorly designed, and so leaked like a sieve.
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You want a mid to late 90s 4 door CIVIC with a DOHC VTEC/6 speed transplant from a GSX-R.
The stock EX is almost there, but a little underpowered...I think underpowered is more fun to drive.
The EX is the easiest car in history to fix. You can do a clutch by dropping the right strut then sliding the trans over, but leaving it connected.
250,000 miles between rebuilds, easy. Parts are almost free.
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That is the option I was hoping for. Flying is nice, but think the FAA would allow Joe Sixpack who can barely parse two dimensions, especially with the blurriness caused by both alcohol and THC levels in the blood, to be able to do 3D commutes?
Flying cars are nice, but first, we need autopiloting systems so we can have better use of the stuff existing on the roads.
Just having vehicles with the ability to drive would make a lot of transportation logistics a lot easier, be it a move that takes multiple trips
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DeLoreans can go fast, it just takes a little while to get that fast -- the stock engine wasn't the greatest. Interesting trivia fact from Back to the Future -- the DeLorean speedometer actually only goes to 85 MPH, like all cars made back in the 80's (federal law). The 95 mph speedometer in the DeLorean in BTTF was custom made for the movie so that 88 mph wasn't "faster than the speedometer went."
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Are you called Olov? [youtube.com]