Now I am SURE its April Fools , Dating and the Slashdot crowd........bwwwhaahaaaa
Here a hint for the Slashdot crowd, wisdom beyond wisdom, after being married to 2 knockouts , now Im off to my third, its easy follow Bill Cosbys tips, GO FOR THE UGLY CHICKS ! Theyre horny, youre guarenteed to score and all you have to is cover their head with a bag.
GO FOR THE UGLY CHICKS ! Theyre horny, youre guarenteed to score and all you have to is cover their head with a bag.
When I was 12, my uncle came over to visit. Now my parents were bikers. (I'm not kidding, but to this day, my mother says, "no, no, no, it was a motorcycle club!") But by this time, my mother had grown out of being a biker. But my uncle was still this rough biker guy. So back to the story. So I was 12 and complaining about how I wanted to date this one girl who was very attractive, but she wasn't interested. But there was this other girl that wanted to date me who was not very attractive at all. So after complaining about this to my mother in the presence of my uncle, he inserted a few words of wisdom, "Well you know brian, even ugly girls have pussies." My mother was a little upset.
Hey and sometimes those ugly chichs get better looking with age. When I was 16 or so this chick wanted to screw me BAD, she wouldnt leave me alone, She was friends with some of my friends but I couldnt stand her. Never did tag her, but as time went on she got alot better looking then well turned pro One of those old friends recently sent me this, I about dies [spectator.net] I still dont think shes good looking but lemme tell you shes a HELL of a lot better looking than she was.
Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:0, Offtopic)
Here a hint for the Slashdot crowd, wisdom beyond wisdom, after being married to 2 knockouts , now Im off to my third, its easy follow Bill Cosbys tips, GO FOR THE UGLY CHICKS ! Theyre horny, youre guarenteed to score and all you have to is cover their head with a bag.
Re:Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:1, Funny)
So you're either into polygamy or failed marriages. Sure, I'll take advice from you on April 1...
Re:Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:5, Funny)
When I was 12, my uncle came over to visit. Now my parents were bikers. (I'm not kidding, but to this day, my mother says, "no, no, no, it was a motorcycle club!") But by this time, my mother had grown out of being a biker. But my uncle was still this rough biker guy. So back to the story. So I was 12 and complaining about how I wanted to date this one girl who was very attractive, but she wasn't interested. But there was this other girl that wanted to date me who was not very attractive at all. So after complaining about this to my mother in the presence of my uncle, he inserted a few words of wisdom, "Well you know brian, even ugly girls have pussies." My mother was a little upset.
Re:Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:3, Interesting)
Hey and sometimes those ugly chichs get better looking with age. When I was 16 or so this chick wanted to screw me BAD, she wouldnt leave me alone, She was friends with some of my friends but I couldnt stand her. Never did tag her, but as time went on she got alot better looking then well turned pro One of those old friends recently sent me this, I about dies [spectator.net] I still dont think shes good looking but lemme tell you shes a HELL of a lot better looking than she was.
NSFW! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Slashdot and Date....bwahhhaaa (Score:1)
[1] For non-UK readers, this is a fairly right wing intellectual magazine, I was thinking maybe a cute geeky chick with glasses or something.