>>Does the book cover proper application of Type R decals?
Somehow this critical chapter was left out... editors these days! (sigh)
Addendum. Chapter 31: "Sticker-charging" your Rice Rocket Subtitled: If you can't go fast, make up for it by looking silly.
To increase the co-efficient of drag, add weight, reduce ETs and gain street cred with your peeps consider plastering your POS ragged-out pathetic bomb of an economy car with stickers. More is better, especially on four-door models. Our testing has found that stickers containing deliberate misspellings or pictographic words in an Asian lauguage you cannot speak are of particular, uh, "value." (End of chapter)
If you have a mid 90s cavalier or neon there is only one way to make it go faster:
Step 1: Apply huge after marker rear wing on FWD car
Step 2: After buying cheap new springs to lower it and a primer-colored front air dam and/or ground effects bottom out on the first speed bump you see and smash up your new air dam. This makes a fast car.
It's worse than I imagined. If it weren't for the laughter, I'd be speechless! I love the shots of people posing next to the cars, laughing. Awesome!! (e.g. http://www.laughatrice.com/gallery20/g20p2.htm )
Can't wait to share this with the co-workers tomorrow! Thanks!
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?
Type R (Score:5, Funny)
"Sticker-Charging" -- The missing chapter! (Score:3, Funny)
Somehow this critical chapter was left out... editors these days! (sigh)
Addendum.
Chapter 31: "Sticker-charging" your Rice Rocket
Subtitled: If you can't go fast, make up for it by looking silly.
To increase the co-efficient of drag, add weight, reduce ETs and gain street cred with your peeps consider plastering your POS ragged-out pathetic bomb of an economy car with stickers. More is better, especially on four-door models. Our testing has found that stickers containing deliberate misspellings or pictographic words in an Asian lauguage you cannot speak are of particular, uh, "value."
(End of chapter)
Re:"Sticker-Charging" -- The missing chapter! (Score:2)
Re:"Sticker-Charging" -- The missing chapter! (Score:2)
Step 1: Apply huge after marker rear wing on FWD car
Step 2: After buying cheap new springs to lower it and a primer-colored front air dam and/or ground effects bottom out on the first speed bump you see and smash up your new air dam. This makes a fast car.
Re:"Sticker-Charging" -- The missing chapter! (Score:1)
Rice Rice Baby (Score:2)
Re:Rice Rice Baby (Score:2)
My.
God.
It's worse than I imagined. If it weren't for the laughter, I'd be speechless! I love the shots of people posing next to the cars, laughing. Awesome!!
(e.g. http://www.laughatrice.com/gallery20/g20p2.htm )
Can't wait to share this with the co-workers tomorrow! Thanks!