by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Monday December 08, 2014 @06:09PM (#48550825)
A client told me that after he sent his $25.01 how to enlarge his penis, he received a magnifying glass in the mail.
Hmm...
Eddie:How did we get eighty-six pounds twenty-three pence behind [on the TV rental] in the first place? [..] It wasn't me who bypassed Rumbelows every week for the last three months, saved up the eighty-six pounds twenty-three pence, and took it five doors along to Dr. O'Grady's Personal Organ Enhancement Clinic, was it? [..] "For a mere eighty-five pounds--"
Richie: Oh God.
Eddie:"For a mere eighty-five pounds, you too can have your personal organ enhanced so that it is comparable in size to that of a fully-grown mountain gorilla."
Richie: Yes, and when he said "comparable in size" I didn't realise he meant "an awful lot smaller than"!
Eddie:You mean it didn't work?
Richie: Well, I mean, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique", I didn't realise he was just going to stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! [wikipedia.org] Eighty-five quid! I could have been watching Emmerdale Farm now.
Eddie:Yeah... and then you could have got one for free!
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A client told me that after he sent his $25.01 how to enlarge his penis, he received a magnifying glass in the mail.
Re:Pharmaceutical spam (Score:0)
A client told me that after he sent his $25.01 how to enlarge his penis, he received a magnifying glass in the mail.
Hmm...
Eddie:How did we get eighty-six pounds twenty-three pence behind [on the TV rental] in the first place? [..] It wasn't me who bypassed Rumbelows every week for the last three months, saved up the eighty-six pounds twenty-three pence, and took it five doors along to Dr. O'Grady's Personal Organ Enhancement Clinic, was it? [..] "For a mere eighty-five pounds--"
Richie: Oh God.
Eddie:"For a mere eighty-five pounds, you too can have your personal organ enhanced so that it is comparable in size to that of a fully-grown mountain gorilla."
Richie: Yes, and when he said "comparable in size" I didn't realise he meant "an awful lot smaller than"!
Eddie:You mean it didn't work?
Richie: Well, I mean, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique", I didn't realise he was just going to stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! [wikipedia.org] Eighty-five quid! I could have been watching Emmerdale Farm now.
Eddie:Yeah... and then you could have got one for free!