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They've always got all these black marks all over them. I can always use more white paper, but these...psssh.
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Can you direct us to a white paper enumerating best practices for optimal client-centered Buzzword Bingo methodologies?
We should not overestimate the transformational power of industry buzzwords, nor the new synergies they can help us achieve in emerging vertical markets. What we need is a new paradigm embracing the best practices that will lead us to ever growing profitability.
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Are you the Grand Nagus?
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While you touched on many important paradigms, I think it's crucial to understand that the core of the problem with the buzzword complex is that it overemphasizes the transformative cultural forces present in highly interactive social network ecosystems.
What we truly need is a flexible and authentic approach to telling deep, engaging stories about a performative community culture that focuses not only on iteration but also on building meaningful relationships within our social graphs in order to create an innovative and multifaceted story-based brand, through which we can see past the unnecessary and false dichotomy between sustainable growth and scalable, engaging profit opportunities.
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http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html [dack.com]